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Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Path: newserv.ksu.ksu.edu!moe.ksu.ksu.edu!vixen.cso.uiuc.edu!howland.reston.ans.net!newsserver.jvnc.net!udel!rochester!rit!isc-newsserver!nick.csh.rit.edu!troll
From: troll@ritcsh.csh.rit.edu (Howard B. Kellick)
Subject: Another Borg Song
Message-ID: <1993Oct16.152126.27040@ultb.isc.rit.edu>
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Date: Sat, 16 Oct 1993 15:21:26 GMT
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I got some positive comments about my last posting so, I thought I'd try another
Mail comments, suggestions, happy happy joy joy thoughts to...
troll@nick.csh.rit.edu
Enjoy!!!!
Oh, and please, don't die laughing, I know this song was silly enough before,
now that I played with it...Well, I don't want any deaths on my hands.
Thank you. Again, enjoy!!!!!
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Always look on the Borg side of life
-adapted by trollus of Borg (That's we!)
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Most things in life are bad
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and cuss.
When you're chewing on Life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle,
and just be glad you're not yet one of us...
And...
...always look on the Borg side of Life...
(whistle)
Always look on the Borg side of Life...
(whistle)
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten.
and that's to pray that we're not coming yet
If you think that you'll be saved.
The road to freedom is now paved.
All we say is "wanna make a bet"
And...always look on the Borg side of Life
(whistle)
Come On.
Always look on the Borg side of Life.
(whistle)
For life is quite absurd,
Assimilation's the final word.
If we must, we'll go that extra mile...
Forget about the fight.
'cause the Borg are always right.
And We're sure you'll know resistance is futile.
So...Always look on the Borg side of death.
(whistle)
Just before you draw your terminal breath
(whistle)
Life's a piece of shit
when you look at it.
That's why we do what we do.
Just remeber that we're here.
We're not going anywhere,
and soon we'll be coming after you.
And...always look on the Borg side of life.
Always look on the Borg side of Life.
(whistle)
Cheering up is irrelevent.
Always look on the Borg side of Life.
(whistle)
Always look on the Borg side of Life.
(whistle)
Worst things happen in space, you know.
Always look on the Borg side of Life.
(whistle)
We mean - what have you got to lose?
You came from nothing?
You're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing.
Always look on the Borg side of Life.
(whistle)
(fade)
--
how do you know she is a witch? BEWARE!!! Trolls are going to conquer
Well, she turned me into a newt? the world!
A newt?
(Pause) I got better. troll@nick.csh.rit.edu